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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>bwahaha</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.figure.fm/post/en/5197/Bizarre+JLPT+Level+1+Listening+Question.html&quot;&gt;http://www.figure.fm/post/en/5197/Bizarre+JLPT+Level+1+Listening+Question.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:41:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Two weeks until the JLPT</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve been studying off and on for the Level 1 JLPT since September.  I bought books, made flashcards, wrote a script to make flashcards, took practice tests, and joined a study group.  Despite it all, I fear I won&apos;t make it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My target scores are 70% in vocabulary, 60% in listening, and 80% in reading/grammar.  The 60% in listening is about the same as I got last year, so I&apos;m not working on that.  I feel okay about reading/grammar, assuming I review some between now and and the test.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem is that my practice vocab scores haven&apos;t budged above 55%.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:25:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>&apos;28 Up&apos; is a good movie.</title>
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  <description>I saw &apos;Satantango&apos; several weeks back.  I expected to be a little bored with it, but I liked it as much as ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This weekend I saw the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_series&quot;&gt;Up Series&lt;/a&gt; through &apos;28 Up.&apos;  Now I&apos;ve seen eight of the ten films on &lt;a href=&quot;http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19910401/COMMENTARY/40308035/1023&quot;&gt;Ebert&apos;s all time best list&lt;/a&gt;.  Somehow I managed to see &apos;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gates_of_heaven&quot;&gt;Gates of Heaven&lt;/a&gt;&apos; (the movie that made Werner Herzog eat his shoe) but neither &apos;Raging Bull&apos; nor Ozu&apos;s &apos;Floating Weeds.&apos;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:10:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>movies</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;I saw &apos;Big Fan&apos; yesterday and enjoyed it.&amp;nbsp; Unexpectedly (to me), the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_D._Siegel&quot;&gt;writer/director&lt;/a&gt; was on hand to answer questions afterward.&amp;nbsp; Also unexpectedly, he&apos;s a former Onion editor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Satantango is showing at MoMA in October, and I can&apos;t wait.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I slept for ten hours.</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;The best part is that I&apos;m not just refreshed but &lt;em&gt;happier&lt;/em&gt; as well.&amp;nbsp; Maybe I will make a weekly habit of this.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 02:51:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>many small things happened</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Took a break during my morning foot commute to finish reading &apos;Touch.&apos;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Had my program demo-ed to the people who contracted it.&amp;nbsp; No big problems.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Saw &apos;You Only Live Once,&apos; which tired me despite being directed by Fritz Lang.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Friday&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Was let out early from work for the holiday.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Walked to Book-Off (40 blocks) and bought volumes of &apos;Katsu&apos; (same author as &apos;Touch&apos;).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;At Book-Off I also bought a drama CD from the bargain rack for listening practice.&amp;nbsp; I tried hard to find something that looked like it was based on a general audience work, but of course when I looked it up at home, I found it was based on an 18+ game.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Sunday&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Received a tennis lesson from Jon.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ate a tasty steak.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Unrelatedly, here are 1,800 free books: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/&quot;&gt;http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:18:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>working from home</title>
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  <description>I worked from home today because my employer was moving to a new office.&amp;nbsp; I enjoyed it and could imagine doing it one day a week.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>listening comprehension</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve been listening to Japanese-language news podcasts for a few weeks, but only today did it dawn on me that &amp;quot;Kitachousen&amp;quot; does not refer to a train line.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:51:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>manga</title>
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  <description>Happy 58th birthday to Adati Mituru.&amp;nbsp; Late last month he also joined the club of repeat winners of Shougakukan Manga Award winners.&amp;nbsp; Other repeat winners include Tezuka Osamu, Isinomori Shoutarou, Urasawa Naoki, Takahasi Rumiko, and Fujio Fujiko.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, 1992 saw wins for similarly named but apparently unrelated Fujita Kazuhiro (藤田 和日郎) and Fujita Kazuko (藤田和子).</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:54:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>kanken</title>
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  <description>It was a good experience.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m certain I failed, but respectably (say 50-60%). &amp;nbsp; I was also evidently the only non-Japanese in attendance.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:45:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>morphing anime faces - &apos;ultimate moe&apos;</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;This is an old video, but I just found it.&amp;nbsp; Some guy took images of 32 female characters from recent anime and used some sort of face-mapping software to morph their faces together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQjOA6M59E&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQjOA6M59E&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:29:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Slumdog Millionaire isn&apos;t that great a movie.</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;Now that it&apos;s won a bunch of Golden Globes, I must protest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The story of the movie is: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy regains girl through a series of implausible coincidences, culminating in his shocking run on the Indian version of &amp;quot;Who Wants to be a Millionaire?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Complaint 1:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; Jamal (our protagonist), gets on the show in the hopes that his girl will see him on TV.&amp;nbsp; This strikes me as a really bad plan.&amp;nbsp; Maybe she won&apos;t see that episode, and if she does, what then?&amp;nbsp; She isn&apos;t entirely free and would have a hard time reaching him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Complaint 2:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; The most important and luckiest break of all - getting on the show - gets zero screen time.&amp;nbsp; Given that getting himself onto the show is the biggest thing Jamal did in his search, the audience should see it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Complaint 3:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; Jamal isn&apos;t overly surprised that all the questions he&apos;s asked on the show happen to relate to events from his life.&amp;nbsp; For example, he&apos;s asked who&apos;s on the $100 (American) bill, and it just so happens he handled one at one point (flashback!).&amp;nbsp; In his shoes, I might be disturbed.&amp;nbsp; I imagine a character like him would believe it to be fate and take heart, but Jamal just sits there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Summary:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; Too much of this plot is driven by coincidences, and large pieces of what Jamal actually does are glossed over in dialogue or omitted altogether.&amp;nbsp; Stories should be about what people do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:02:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>more bullets than a mob picture</title>
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  <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Movies:&lt;/strong&gt; I saw five movies staying with my parents, and I saw another today.&amp;nbsp; They are&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Unforgiven (don&apos;t regret seeing)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Rabbit-Proof Fence (rewatch, recommended)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Valkyrie (don&apos;t regret seeing)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Slumdog Millionaire (only regret seeing the first hour)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Prizzi&apos;s Honor (recommended)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Gran Torino (don&apos;t regret seeing)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nintendo DS flashcart:&lt;/strong&gt; I got a flashcart (a game cartridge onto which programs can be loaded from a computer) for Christmas, and I put homebrew programs on it.&amp;nbsp; Recommended are&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;DSOrganize - General utility program.&amp;nbsp; File browser, text editor, calendar, html viewer, etc.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Colors! - Drawing program.&amp;nbsp; EDIT: &lt;a href=&quot;http://colors.collectingsmiles.com/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;DSLibris - One of numerous text viewers, but this is the only one I got to display Japanese.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resolutions.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m posting them to contribute to the pool of self-improvement ideas floating around the internet, not because I believe my own development is noteworthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Read a book in Japanese that is not a translation of something I have read in English.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;For each month n, where 1 &amp;lt;= n &amp;lt;= 6, walk n + 2 miles in one day at least once.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:10:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>partial compliance is better than non-compliance</title>
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  <description>&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_theosakakoneko&apos; lj:user=&apos;theosakakoneko&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://theosakakoneko.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://theosakakoneko.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;theosakakoneko&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; tagged me for a meme asking for six random things about me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I flipped a coin.&amp;nbsp; It came up heads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I&apos;m at my parents&apos; house for the first time in two years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I used to get up on Saturdays to watch Yu-gi-oh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.&amp;nbsp;I waved to a guy in a gorilla suit today.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:44:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>JLPT withdrawal =&amp;gt; Kanken registration</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;Conveniently, I live in the same state as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kanken.or.jp/kojin/kaijyou2.html&quot;&gt;two of the three&lt;/a&gt; U.S. test sites.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m signed up for level 6 in February.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:35:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>huh</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;According to &lt;a href=&quot;http://kikko.cocolog-nifty.com/kikko/2008/11/post-7411.html&quot;&gt;this post&lt;/a&gt; on Kikko&apos;s Blog, Tezuka was inspired to create Sapphire the Ribbon Knight after seeing Awashima Chikage - then a star player of female roles at Takarazuka and later a film actress - in a male role in a Takarazuka show.&amp;nbsp; Unfortunately, there are no citations, so I guess it&apos;s hearsay.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:58:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>whiteboard for a tiny office</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;I bought a whiteboard today.&amp;nbsp; The image on the packaging of the whiteboard in use was either (1) using tiny office supplies or (2) using a larger whiteboard with normal-sized office supplies.&amp;nbsp; Judge for yourself after the cut.&amp;nbsp; I calculated the width of various objects in the picture using the whiteboard as a reference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/elevatorquake/whiteboard_markup-1.png&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:50:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>election night trivia</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;When was the last time a presidential candidate won states that contained a continuous path between the two coasts?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1988&quot;&gt;1988&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:21:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>!!!!!!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;This is old news, but foolishly I forgot it after Jon told me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From Wikipedia:&lt;div style=&quot;margin-left: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On July 1, 2008, Berlin film experts announced that a 16mm reduction negative of the original cut of [Fritz Lang masterpiece &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolis_(film)&quot;&gt;Metropolis&lt;/a&gt;], which runs over 210 minutes in length, had been discovered in the archives of the film museum &lt;i&gt;Museo del Cine&lt;/i&gt; in Buenos Aires, Argentina.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve seen the previous restoration several times, and it hurt every time there appeared an intertitle explaining a lost scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am now extremely happy.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:05:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Econ in a Wendy&apos;s ad?</title>
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  <description>Watching tv tonight, I saw this ad:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: &amp;lt;is eating a burger&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; Hey, A, your 99 cent burger has appreciated in value.&lt;br /&gt;A:&amp;nbsp; What?&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; Here, I&apos;ll show you.&amp;nbsp; Give me a dollar.&lt;br /&gt;A.&amp;nbsp; Ok.&amp;nbsp; &amp;lt;hands B a dollar&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; Now give me your burger instead.&amp;nbsp; &amp;lt;offers back dollar&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;A:&amp;nbsp; No.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:49:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>best fortune i&apos;ve ever gotten</title>
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  <description>&amp;quot;If the cookie is in three pieces, the answer is no.&amp;quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:01:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>movies and internet</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;I saw two Guy Maddin films in the last seven days, &apos;Careful&apos; and &apos;My Winnipeg.&apos;&amp;nbsp; The film of his I&apos;d recommend to others is &apos;The Saddest Music in the World,&apos; not least because it has glass legs filled with beer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone on the internet took the time to sync footage from &apos;Sayonara, Zetubou-sensei&apos; to dialogue from &apos;Ally MacBeal&apos; &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; subtitle the dialogue in Japanese.&amp;nbsp; The internet is really weird.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:23:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>commute home and two movies</title>
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  <description>On the bus home tonight one guy kept arguing on loudly his phone.&amp;nbsp; The more I listened, the more I realized I had no idea what language he was speaking.&amp;nbsp; I wanted to ask him, but my stop came before he hung up.&amp;nbsp; My best guess is that it&apos;s Central European.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I saw Herzog&apos;s &apos;Encounters at the End of the World&apos; this weekend.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; For whatever reason, it sold out for the second Sunday in a row.&amp;nbsp; I didn&apos;t think it was special, but &lt;a href=&quot;http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071117/PEOPLE/71117002&quot;&gt;Ebert disagrees&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It occurs to me that I never wrote about Wong Kar-Wai&apos;s &apos;My Blueberry Nights,&apos; which I saw at DOC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;I wrote a list and put it behind a cut.&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve heard that it got bad reviews, but I don&apos;t see why.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s pretty much a localization of the movies he&apos;s been making for years.&amp;nbsp; It has:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Insignificant objects invested with emotional importance.&amp;nbsp; Here it&apos;s the keys, in &apos;Fallen Angels&apos; it was the cans of pineapple and the coin for the jukebox that the one lady leaves for her partner.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Shots of elevated trains (also in &apos;Happy Together&apos; and &apos;Fallen Angels&apos;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Shots of a girl eating (in &apos;Fallen Angels&apos; it was noodles; here it&apos;s pie).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A guy kept company by video recordings he makes, also in FA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Endless internal monologue (I&apos;m certain it was in HT, FA, and one of his earlier ones, and I&apos;ll wager it was in most of them).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;I realize that most of that list relates to &apos;Fallen Angels,&apos; but that may be because I remember it the best.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:15:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>There&apos;s a guy climbing the Times building</title>
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  <description>Right now he&apos;s about thirty floors up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EDIT: He made it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 03:52:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>That&apos;s not the way I remember it.</title>
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  <description>I happened to catch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles today, and the episode contained this series&apos; take on their origin story.&amp;nbsp; It claimed Master Splinter started life as a rat, not as a human ninja.&amp;nbsp; I didn&apos;t expect to be upset by this, but I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the script had April ask how any of them learned martial arts.&amp;nbsp; Writers: adding dialogue pointing out that your changes to the story are for the worse doesn&apos;t make those changes ok.</description>
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